Baalthus

Typically wears black, full plate emblazoned with lightning bolts, with a matching great helm and boots. Carries a black shield and black ironwood staff embedded with a Cuthbertine holy symbol.

Description:

BAALTHUS

Lawful/Cleric

Patron Deity: St. Cuthbert

Secondary Skill: Singer/Songwriter

STR – 9

INT – 5

WIS – 12

CON – 12

DEX – 3

CHA – 16

HP – 5

Bio:

Baalthus tends to be easily swayed by a convincing argument. He is particularly vulnerable to the wits, wiles and suggestions of the fairer sex. The “faerer” they are, the more convincing they are to him. As a result, Baalthus has been known to let his baser, more manly instincts intrude upon his loftier divine judgement at times. He is a songwriter and singer, of some reknown in a “past life”, and thus his true feelings sometimes find their way into lyrics and verse. Two of his most recent compositions are ODE TO CHLOE and ALL PRAISES TO THE GOODLY GODDESS.

ODE TO CHLOE

Chloe, Chloe most beautiful of Nymphs

Evan had her for ages, I only had a glimpse

My friends said she’s a watery tart

I called ‘em blind, they said I’m not smart

Chloe, Chloe you broke my heart

Hex cock-blocked me just to keep us apart

I enjoyed your company while it lasted

Can’t remember if I ate or if I fasted

Chloe, Chloe you had me enthralled

When we were together all time was stalled

If I had to do it all over again

I’d slurp your oyster and soak it all in

Chorus: Chloe, Chloe come back to me

My friends say you’re just bad for me

Chloe, Chloe come back to me

My friends say you’re just bad for me

Hex, my wing man, said I have free will

He said your pond is filled with swill

I kinda feel like I had no choice

I had to leave, so said “The Voice”

But I regret never having gotten that kiss

I still dream about your watery bliss

Chloe, Chloe you broke my heart

I miss you but they say I’m not smart

Chorus: Chloe, Chloe come back to me

My friends say you’re just bad for me

Chloe, Chloe come back to me

My friends say you’re just bad for me

ALL PRAISES TO THE GOODLY GODDESS

All praises to the Goodly Goddess!

We sacrifice unto her and she bestows upon us

many blessings with which evil might be smited.

We know She’s Goodly cuz her Crystal Palace is well-lighted.

Erius, my friend, led me to this pure castle

so she can make use of my Ironwood Staff as a vessel,

to smite all evil and the unholy.

I worship St. Cuthbert but not him solely.

Chorus: All praises to the Goodly Goddess!

Some call her Mother, she’s just being modest.

All praises to the Goodly Goddess!

Some call her Mother, she’s just being modest.

She’s far more than a Mother to me:

Sister, Lover, Friend, She helps me see

the right path upon which I should trod.

My staff is at the ready with a wink or a nod.

Goodly Goddess I wait for your sign.

Show me the path and I’ll make it mine.

Goodly Goddess show me the path

I’ll be your army, you do the math.

Chorus: All praises to the Goodly Goddess!

Some call her Mother, she’s just being modest.

All praises to the Goodly Goddess!

Some call her Mother, she’s just being modest.

Baalthus

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